Despite being born with the comedic talent of Carrot Top and the Looks of Demetri Martin, Nat Russell plans to build an empire using his flash ability and distinctive odour, so he can finally crush reality TV beneath his iron fist.
He will of course first have to buy a metal glove. This is why he created NotSeanConnery.com, to finance the metallic gauntlet and push him one step closer to his dream...